我家狗子，每次早上起来收拾家里被他霍霍的战场时，如果他没跑来跑去捣乱，那一定是站起来扒开装他零食的柜子，偷偷摸摸准备偷吃得。因为被我溺爱无法无天，我喊他他只微微动动耳朵假装没听见。但会时不时回头警惕的看看我妈妈有没有经过发现（我妈妈会用小时候我不听话收拾我用的痒痒挠、苍蝇拍等武器揍他屁股）

这时候我觉得我家狗子简直智商情商爆表[捂脸]我自愧不如！

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